urtube:

andrejpejicjimmyvegafanfic:

be careful

Skate or die

urtube:

andrejpejicjimmyvegafanfic:

be careful

Skate or die

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lesbiansandthelivingdead:

heyfunniest:

Without his moustache.

That is just so inexplicably wrong

lesbiansandthelivingdead:

heyfunniest:

Without his moustache.

That is just so inexplicably wrong

54 minutes ago on 04.18.14   ♥ 53162 notes  via / org
1 hour ago on 04.18.14   ♥ 62338 notes  via / org

furbychild:

talk furby to me

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1 hour ago on 04.18.14   ♥ 110293 notes  via / org

huluhooping:

just saw two elementary school kids in a fistfight, so as an adult, I had to step in.
they didn’t stand a chance.

2 hours ago on 04.18.14   ♥ 811 notes  via / org

Cake Boss in a nutshell…

barebackbearyak:

Customer: I want a nice chocolate cake for my young son, and he likes trucks, so could you maybe do a little frosting picture of a truck on the top?

Cake Boss: SOS WHAT WES GUNNA DO IS MAKE A GIANT TRUCK ENTIRELY OUTTA RICE CRISPIES AND COVA DAT IN FONDANT AND IZ GUNNA SHOOT SPARKS AND CATCH FIYAH, POSSIBLY KILLIN YOUR SON IN DA PROCESS.

2 hours ago on 04.18.14   ♥ 98326 notes  via / org

sizzleshorts:

commiekinkshamer:

i would pay a lot of money for a complete list of everyone who’s ever had a crush on me

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3 hours ago on 04.18.14   ♥ 237626 notes  via / org

adrians:

adrians:

the best thing about having the house to myself is that I can make breakfast in my underwear

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3 hours ago on 04.18.14   ♥ 75504 notes  via / org

tupacabra:

introductory paragraph of my essay:

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4 hours ago on 04.18.14   ♥ 132975 notes  via / org

alamatomb:

Did you know that you can drink lava? But only once

4 hours ago on 04.18.14   ♥ 76806 notes  via / org

caseyanthonyofficial:

twofingerswhiskey:

a11ysonwonderland:

*points to bedroom* This is where we frick frack.

*points to kitchen* This is where we snick snack.

*points to living room* This is where we kick back.

*points to bathroom* This is where we shit shat.

*points to couch* This is where we chit chat.

*points to computer* This is where we click clack.

*points to shelf* This is where weknick knack.

*points to sex dungeon* This is where we paddy-whack. 

What a truly awful website this is

5 hours ago on 04.18.14   ♥ 265234 notes  via / org
jellys:

NEVER PLAY THE QUESTION GAME

jellys:

NEVER PLAY THE QUESTION GAME

5 hours ago on 04.18.14   ♥ 13971 notes  via / org

buttermilkqueen:

i dont even know who i have on skype anymore like

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6 hours ago on 04.18.14   ♥ 69358 notes  via / org
7 hours ago on 04.17.14   ♥ 23998 notes  via / org

vincentvangoth:

go big or go gnome

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7 hours ago on 04.17.14   ♥ 859 notes  via / org